Ms. Taken — Novelty

Create an unusual secret weapon for the single woman that does not want to be bothered. The copy on the inside lid of the box reads:

"The freaks come out at night. They glom onto your elbow, disrupt your conversationsn and worst of all, they freeze out the real hot prospects. First step? Slip on the ring — a little white lie that says you're married to the man of your dreams (whenever he gets here). When the coast is clear, stash your secret weapon in your keychain. Next time an unwanted suitor lurks near, tap your inner vixen and remember: you're Ms. Taken!"